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Old 12-05-2009, 12:26 PM
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AKA a Jewwy John
Banged a fat girl...went back to her place with her fat friend and some gap toothed black guy named Jeremiah and watched the goonies
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Old 12-05-2009, 12:55 PM
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gross
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Old 12-05-2009, 01:43 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:11 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen!
listen to the asian sandnigger!
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:34 PM
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Oh man, I love the Goonies.
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:35 PM
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Oh man, I love the Goonies.
CHUNK!
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:38 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen!
I laughed when I read that.
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Old 12-05-2009, 06:55 PM
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I Lefty really Johnny? If so, please call yourself Johnny instead. I think Nicholaus has the name reserved there for you.
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Old 12-05-2009, 10:12 PM
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happens to the best of us.
I fucked a fat girl this summer that gave me the best blowjob I've had in years. Shit probably forever.
Swallowed like a champ. Then she tried to make out with me, and I pushed her face away.
I was watching a porn the other day and the dude pulled out, splooged on the girls ass, rubbed it in a bit, then kissed her ass right where he had just busted. I couldn't help but think, "now you have jizz on your lips, you faggot."
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Old 12-05-2009, 11:35 PM
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Meh... chicks suck my dick after I've been fucking em, I'm not afraid about kissing 'em after I brick in their mouth. Quit being such a pussy about it.
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Old 12-05-2009, 11:49 PM
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Old 12-06-2009, 01:58 AM
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Meh... chicks suck my dick after I've been fucking em, I'm not afraid about kissing 'em after I brick in their mouth. Quit being such a pussy about it.
you got jizz on your lips
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Old 12-06-2009, 02:10 AM
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Meh... chicks suck my dick after I've been fucking em, I'm not afraid about kissing 'em after I brick in their mouth. Quit being such a pussy about it.
I like cumming in my boyfriend's ass and then sucking out the jizz. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Old 12-06-2009, 05:19 AM
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I like cumming in my boyfriend's ass and then sucking out the jizz. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I can't unread that now. FUCK.
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Old 12-06-2009, 05:35 AM
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I can't unread that now. FUCK.
You cannot unread, but you can REREAD:
I like cumming in my boyfriend's ass and then sucking out the jizz. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Old 12-06-2009, 07:14 AM
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You cannot unread, but you can REREAD:

I like cumming in my boyfriend's ass and then sucking out the jizz. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I hope you die.
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Old 12-06-2009, 11:05 AM
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I like cumming in my boyfriend's ass and then sucking out the jizz. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I believe that is called felching.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching
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Old 12-06-2009, 04:34 PM
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happens to the best of us.

I fucked a fat girl this summer that gave me the best blowjob I've had in years. Shit probably forever.

Swallowed like a champ. Then she tried to make out with me, and I pushed her face away.

I was watching a porn the other day and the dude pulled out, splooged on the girls ass, rubbed it in a bit, then kissed her ass right where he had just busted. I couldn't help but think, "now you have jizz on your lips, you faggot."
lol exactly
Nothing wrong with having a fatty on the side!
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